Thank you Captain Obvious

The LAPD are a bunch of geniuses, I mean, seriously, if Paris Hilton got the jump on them, then someone deserves to be fired.

After Paris was robbed and $2 million worth of her jewelry was taken, she said that she saw the surveillance footage and it was someone familiar with her house. 

I said that it'd be hard to pin down, because how many possible dudes has she had in that joint?  Seriously, probably 800, so that makes the LAPD's job that much harder.

The guys at the LAPD have got it all figured out.  They've released a statement that says that the thief was familiar with her home and knew exactly where to go.

Duh.  Don't tell me that we have to put Paris in charge of the cops, because she said the same crap a couple of weeks back.

Police say the jewelry was in a place that was not accessible to someone simply searching the home. The burglar entered through an unsecured door at the home on Clerendon Road some time between late evening on Dec. 19 and 4 a.m. Dec. 20, according to police. Security guards discovered the break-in about 5 a.m. Dec. 20 and called police.

I say her security people need to be fired if it took them that long to realize that her home had been broken into.

Image: Flickr / Article: OK! Magazine