Michael Lohan is not allowed to box

Michael Lohan talked a lot of smack when he opened his trap to challenge various media folks to a celebrity boxing match.  But, the tabloid lover was shut up by his parole officer.

He was set to fight for charity in a boxing match next week, but was cut short by his P.O. who said that he's still on parole from an assault charge from 2004.

A parole rep says, "We do not feel that participating in a violent activity, such as celebrity boxing is appropriate for his rehabilitation."

So we're all going to have to wait to see Michael Lohan get the crap knocked out of him.  Maybe for Christmas next year?  I've been good, I deserve a nice present.

Image: Hollywood Crap / Article: TMZ