Breaking News: McCain wins tonight's debate!!!

JOHN MCCAIN WINS THE DEBATE!!!

Nice!  Think John McCain's campaign is hedging their bets on a win?

Apparently, they have already jumped the gun and have released ads showing "McCain Wins Debate!"

It's really nice that we don't have a say in that.  Or that people haven't heard him utter a single word in the debate that's happening tonight, before they declare victory.

Someone's getting fired over this!